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$simpsons = array(

//   'ignore'       => true,

  'channel'   => 'online',

//   'showtimes' => 'So 14:00–15:05',

  'seen'      => array(

      array(1, 53),

      array(63, 64), 95),

//   'last_seen' => mktime(21, 30, 0, 8, 3, 2010),

  'seasons'   => array(13, 22, 24, 22, 22       , 25, 25, 25, 25, 23, 22,

      21, 22, 22, 22, 21, 22, 22, 20, 21, 23, 22, 22),

        'episode_list' => 'wiki:en:List_of_The_Simpsons_episodes#Episodes',

  'episodes' => array(

      1 => 'Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire',

      2 => 'Bart the Genius',

      3 => 'Homer’s Odyssey',

      4 => "There's No Disgrace Like Home",

      5 => "Bart the General",

      6 => "Moaning Lisa",

      7 => "The Call of the Simpsons",

      8 => "The Telltale Head",

      9 => "Life on the Fast Lane",

     10 => "Homer's Night Out",

     11 => "The Crepes of Wrath",

     12 => "Krusty Gets Busted",

     13 => "Some Enchanted Evening",

     14 => "Bart Gets an F",

     15 => "Simpson and Delilah",

     16 => "Treehouse of Horror",

     17 => "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish",

     18 => "Dancin' Homer",

     19 => "Dead Putting Society",

     20 => "Bart vs. Thanksgiving",

     21 => "Bart the Daredevil",

     22 => "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge",

     23 => "Bart Gets Hit by a Car",

     24 => "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish",

     25 => "The Way We Was",

     26 => "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment",

     27 => "Principal Charming",

     28 => "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?",

     29 => "Bart's Dog Gets an F",

     30 => "Old Money",

     31 => "Brush with Greatness",

     32 => "Lisa's Substitute",

     33 => "The War of the Simpsons",

     34 => "Three Men and a Comic Book",

     35 => "Blood Feud",

     36 => "Stark Raving Dad",

     37 => "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington",

     38 => "When Flanders Failed",

     39 => "Bart the Murderer",

     40 => "Homer Defined",

     41 => "Like Father, Like Clown",

     42 => "Treehouse of Horror II",

     43 => "Lisa's Pony",

     44 => "Saturdays of Thunder",

     45 => "Flaming Moe's",

     46 => "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk",

     47 => "I Married Marge",

     48 => "Radio Bart",

     49 => "Lisa the Greek",

     50 => "Homer Alone",

     51 => "Bart the Lover",

     52 => "Homer at the Bat",

     53 => "Separate Vocations",

     54 => "Dog of Death",

     55 => "Colonel Homer",

     56 => "Black Widower",

     57 => "The Otto Show",

     58 => "Bart's Friend Falls in Love",

     59 => "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?",

     60 => "Kamp Krusty",

     61 => "A Streetcar Named Marge",

     62 => "Homer the Heretic",

     63 => "Lisa the Beauty Queen",

     64 => "Treehouse of Horror III",

     65 => "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie",

     66 => "Marge Gets a Job",

     67 => "New Kid on the Block",

     68 => "Mr. Plow",

     69 => "Lisa's First Word",

     70 => "Homer's Triple Bypass",

     71 => "Marge vs. the Monorail",

     72 => "Selma's Choice",

     73 => "Brother from the Same Planet",

     74 => "I Love Lisa",

     75 => "Duffless",

     76 => "Last Exit to Springfield",

     77 => "So It’s Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show",

     78 => "The Front",

     79 => "Whacking Day",

     80 => "Marge in Chains",

     81 => "Krusty Gets Kancelled",

     82 => "Homer's Barbershop Quartet",

     83 => "Cape Feare",

     84 => "Homer Goes to College",

     85 => "Rosebud",

     86 => "Treehouse of Horror IV",

     87 => "Marge on the Lam",

     88 => "Bart’s Inner Child",

     89 => "Boy-Scoutz N the Hood",

     90 => "The Last Temptation of Homer",

     91 => "\$pringfield (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling)",

     92 => "Homer the Vigilante",

     93 => "Bart Gets Famous",

     94 => "Homer and Apu",

     95 => "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy",

     96 => "Deep Space Homer",

     97 => "Homer Loves Flanders",

     98 => "Bart Gets an Elephant",

     99 => "Burns' Heir",

    100 => "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song",

    101 => "The Boy Who Knew Too Much",

    102 => "Lady Bouvier's Lover",

    103 => "Secrets of a Successful Marriage",

    104 => "Bart of Darkness",

    105 => "Lisa's Rival",

    106 => "Another Simpsons Clip Show",

    107 => "Itchy & Scratchy Land",

    108 => "Sideshow Bob Roberts",

    109 => "Treehouse of Horror V",

    110 => "Bart's Girlfriend",

    111 => "Lisa on Ice",

    112 => "Homer Badman",

    113 => "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy",

    114 => "Fear of Flying",

    115 => "Homer the Great",

    116 => "Maggie Makes Three",

    117 => "Bart's Comet",

    118 => "Homie the Clown",

    119 => "Bart vs. Australia",

    120 => "Homer vs. Patty and Selma",

    121 => "A Star Is Burns",

    122 => "Lisa's Wedding",

    123 => "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds",

    124 => "The PTA Disbands",

    125 => "'Round Springfield",

    126 => "The Springfield Connection",

    127 => "Lemon of Troy",

    128 => "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 1",

    240 => "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily",

    241 => "Missionary: Impossible",

    248 => "Behind the Laughter",

    273 => "Gloria – die wahre Liebe (A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love)",

    284 => "Blame It on Lisa",

    291 => "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge",

    365 => "Simpsons Christmas Stories",

    371 => "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife",

    388 => "The Wife Aquatic",

    409 => "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind",

  )

);

$simpsons_de = array(

  'ignore'       => true,

  'channel'   => 'ProSieben / ORF1',

  'showtimes' => 'Mo–Do, Sa, So 18:10 / So 12:45',

//   'seen'      => array(array(1, 3)),

//   'last_seen' => mktime(21, 30, 0, 8, 3, 2010),

  'seasons'   => array(13, 22, 24, 22, 22       , 25, 25, 25, 25, 23, 22, 21, 22, 22,

    22, 21, 22, 22, 20, 21, 23, 22, 15),

        'episode_list' => 'wiki:Liste_der_Simpsons-Episoden#Serie',

  'episodes' => array(

//       1 => 'Es weihnachtet schwer (Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire)',

//       2 => 'Bart wird ein Genie (Bart the Genius)',

//       3 => 'Der Versager (Homer’s Odyssey)',

     85 => "Kampf um Bobo (Rosebud)",

     86 => "Die Fahrt zur Hölle (Treehouse of Horror IV)",

     88 => "Bart, das innere Ich (Bart’s Inner Child)",

     89 => "Auf Wildwasserfahrt (Boy-Scoutz N the Hood)",

//      99 => "Burns Erbe (Burns’ Heir)",

     71 => "Homer kommt in Fahrt (Marge vs. the Monorail)",

     77 => "Nur ein Aprilscherz… (So It’s Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show)",

     83 => "Am Kap der Angst (Cape Feare)",

     84 => "Homer an der Uni (Homer Goes to College)",

     87 => "Die rebellischen Weiber (Marge on the Lam)",

    105 => "Lisas Rivalin (Lisa’s Rival)",

    106 => "Romantik ist überall (Another Simpsons Clip Show)",

    107 => "Der unheimliche Vergnügungspark (Itchy & Scratchy Land)",

    108 => "Tingeltangel-Bob (Sideshow Bob Roberts)",

    119 => "Bart gegen Australien (Bart vs. Australia)",

    131 => "Bei Simpsons stimmt was nicht! (Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily)",

    136 => "Wer ist Mona Simpson? (Mother Simpson)",

    150 => "Simpson und sein Enkel in „Die Schatzsuche“"

           . " (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in “The Curse of the Flying Hellfish”)",

    203 => "Die Gefahr, erwischt zu werden (Natural Born Kissers)",

    204 => "Ein jeder kriegt sein Fett (Lard of the Dance)",

    205 => "Im Schatten des Genies (The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace)",

    206 => "Bart brütet etwas aus (Bart the Mother)",

    207 => "Das unheimliche Mord-Transplantat (Treehouse of Horror IX)",

//     208 => "Kennst du berühmte Stars? (When You Dish Upon a Star)",

    210 => "Die große Betrügerin (Lisa Gets an “A”)",

    211 => "Grandpa’s Nieren explodieren (Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble”)",

    213 => "Wir fahr’n nach… Vegas (Viva Ned Flanders)",

    214 => "Allgemeine Ausgangssperre (Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken)",

    215 => "Nur für Spieler und Prominente (Sunday, Cruddy Sunday)",

    218 => "Marge Simpson im Anmarsch (Marge Simpson in: “Screaming Yellow Honkers”)",

    241 => "Der beste Missionar aller Zeiten (Missionary: Impossible)",

    244 => "Barneys Hubschrauber Flugstunde (Days of Wine and D’oh’ses)",

    245 => "Kill den Alligator und dann… (Kill the Alligator and Run)",

    246 => "Sie wollte schon immer Tänzerin werden (Last Tap Dance in Springfield)",

    274 => "Aus dunklen Zeiten (The Blunder Years)",

    277 => "Die süßsaure Marge (Sweets and Sour Marge)",

    285 => "Homer einmal ganz woanders (Weekend at Burnsie’s)",

    288 => "Die Apu und Manjula Krise (The Sweetest Apu)",

    297 => "Und der Mörder ist… (The Great Louse Detective)",

    298 => "Lehrerin des Jahres (Special Edna)",

    306 => "Mr. Burns wird entlassen (C.E. D’oh)",

    308 => "Homer auf Irrwegen (Three Gays of the Condo)",

    310 => "Die Helden von Springfield (Old Yeller Belly)",

    312 => "Auf dem Kriegspfad (Bart of War)",

    320 => "Eine Simpsons-Weihnachtsgeschichte (’Tis The Fifteenth Season)",

    321 => "Marge gegen Singles, Senioren, kinderlose Paare, Teenager und Schwule"

           . " (Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays)",

    322 => "Häuptling KnockaHomer (I, D’oh-Bot)",

    325 => "Milhouse lebt hier nicht mehr (Milhouse Doesn’t Live Here Anymore)",

    326 => "Klug & Klüger (Smart and Smarter)",

    327 => "Rat mal, wer zum Essen kommt (The Ziff Who Came to Dinner)",

    328 => "Marge im Suff (Co-Dependent’s Day)",

    330 => "Hochzeit auf Klingonisch (My Big Fat Geek Wedding)",

    353 => "Lisa Simpson: Superstar (A Star is Torn)",

    365 => "Simpsons Weihnachtsgeschichten (Simpsons Christmas Stories)",

    372 => "Corrida de Toro (Million Dollar Abie)",

    377 => "Gott gegen Lisa Simpson (The Monkey Suit)",

    397 => "Brand und Beute (Crook and Ladder)",

    393 => "Ein unmögliches Paar (Rome-old and Juli-eh)",

    394 => "Homerazzi",

    395 => "Marge Online (Marge Gamer)",

    405 => "Nach Hause telefonieren (Treehouse of Horror XVIII)",

    413 => "Debarted – Unter Ratten (The Debarted)",

    419 => "Lebwohl, Mona (Mona Leaves-a)",

    424 => "Der Tod kommt dreimal (Treehouse of Horror XIX)",

    440 => "Vier Powerfrauen und eine Maniküre (Four Great Women and a Manicure)",

    457 => "Simpson und Gomorrha (The Greatest Story Ever D’ohed)",

    460 => "Walverwandtschaft (The Squirt and the Whale)",

    461 => "Nedtropolis (To Surveil With Love)",

    474 => "Im Zeichen des Schwertes (Moms I’d Like to Forget)",

    478 => "Wütender Dad – Der Film (Angry Dad – The Movie)",

    476 => "Wenn der Homer mit dem Sohne (Homer the Father)",

  )

);