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$simpsons = array(
//   'ignore'       => true,
  'channel'   => 'online',
//   'showtimes' => 'So 14:00–15:05',
  'seen'      => array(
      array(1, 69), 95),
//   'last_seen' => mktime(21, 30, 0, 8, 3, 2010),
  'seasons'   => array(13, 22, 24, 22, 22       , 25, 25, 25, 25, 23, 22,
      21, 22, 22, 22, 21, 22, 22, 20, 21, 23, 22, 22),
        'episode_list' => 'wiki:en:List_of_The_Simpsons_episodes#Episodes',
  'episodes' => array(
      1 => 'Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire',
      2 => 'Bart the Genius',
      3 => 'Homer’s Odyssey',
      4 => "There's No Disgrace Like Home",
      5 => "Bart the General",
      6 => "Moaning Lisa",
      7 => "The Call of the Simpsons",
      8 => "The Telltale Head",
      9 => "Life on the Fast Lane",
     10 => "Homer's Night Out",
     11 => "The Crepes of Wrath",
     12 => "Krusty Gets Busted",
     13 => "Some Enchanted Evening",

     14 => "Bart Gets an F",
     15 => "Simpson and Delilah",
     16 => "Treehouse of Horror",
     17 => "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish",
     18 => "Dancin' Homer",
     19 => "Dead Putting Society",
     20 => "Bart vs. Thanksgiving",
     21 => "Bart the Daredevil",
     22 => "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge",
     23 => "Bart Gets Hit by a Car",
     24 => "One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish",
     25 => "The Way We Was",
     26 => "Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment",
     27 => "Principal Charming",
     28 => "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?",
     29 => "Bart's Dog Gets an F",
     30 => "Old Money",
     31 => "Brush with Greatness",
     32 => "Lisa's Substitute",
     33 => "The War of the Simpsons",
     34 => "Three Men and a Comic Book",
     35 => "Blood Feud",

     36 => "Stark Raving Dad",
     37 => "Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington",
     38 => "When Flanders Failed",
     39 => "Bart the Murderer",
     40 => "Homer Defined",
     41 => "Like Father, Like Clown",
     42 => "Treehouse of Horror II",
     43 => "Lisa's Pony",
     44 => "Saturdays of Thunder",
     45 => "Flaming Moe's",
     46 => "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk",
     47 => "I Married Marge",
     48 => "Radio Bart",
     49 => "Lisa the Greek",
     50 => "Homer Alone",
     51 => "Bart the Lover",
     52 => "Homer at the Bat",
     53 => "Separate Vocations",
     54 => "Dog of Death",
     55 => "Colonel Homer",
     56 => "Black Widower",
     57 => "The Otto Show",
     58 => "Bart's Friend Falls in Love",
     59 => "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?",

     60 => "Kamp Krusty",
     61 => "A Streetcar Named Marge",
     62 => "Homer the Heretic",
     63 => "Lisa the Beauty Queen",
     64 => "Treehouse of Horror III",
     65 => "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie",
     66 => "Marge Gets a Job",
     67 => "New Kid on the Block",
     68 => "Mr. Plow",
     69 => "Lisa's First Word",
     70 => "Homer's Triple Bypass",
     71 => "Marge vs. the Monorail",
     72 => "Selma's Choice",
     73 => "Brother from the Same Planet",
     74 => "I Love Lisa",
     75 => "Duffless",
     76 => "Last Exit to Springfield",
     77 => "So It’s Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show",
     78 => "The Front",
     79 => "Whacking Day",
     80 => "Marge in Chains",
     81 => "Krusty Gets Kancelled",

     82 => "Homer's Barbershop Quartet",
     83 => "Cape Feare",
     84 => "Homer Goes to College",
     85 => "Rosebud",
     86 => "Treehouse of Horror IV",
     87 => "Marge on the Lam",
     88 => "Bart’s Inner Child",
     89 => "Boy-Scoutz N the Hood",
     90 => "The Last Temptation of Homer",
     91 => '$pringfield (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalised Gambling)',
     92 => "Homer the Vigilante",
     93 => "Bart Gets Famous",
     94 => "Homer and Apu",
     95 => "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy",
     96 => "Deep Space Homer",
     97 => "Homer Loves Flanders",
     98 => "Bart Gets an Elephant",
     99 => "Burns' Heir",
    100 => "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song",
    101 => "The Boy Who Knew Too Much",
    102 => "Lady Bouvier's Lover",
    103 => "Secrets of a Successful Marriage",

    104 => "Bart of Darkness",
    105 => "Lisa's Rival",
    106 => "Another Simpsons Clip Show",
    107 => "Itchy & Scratchy Land",
    108 => "Sideshow Bob Roberts",
    109 => "Treehouse of Horror V",
    110 => "Bart's Girlfriend",
    111 => "Lisa on Ice",
    112 => "Homer Badman",
    113 => "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy",
    114 => "Fear of Flying",
    115 => "Homer the Great",
    116 => "Maggie Makes Three",
    117 => "Bart's Comet",
    118 => "Homie the Clown",
    119 => "Bart vs. Australia",
    120 => "Homer vs. Patty and Selma",
    121 => "A Star Is Burns",
    122 => "Lisa's Wedding",
    123 => "Two Dozen and One Greyhounds",
    124 => "The PTA Disbands",
    125 => "'Round Springfield",
    126 => "The Springfield Connection",
    127 => "Lemon of Troy",
    128 => "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part 1",

    240 => "Alone Again, Natura-Diddily",
    241 => "Missionary: Impossible",

    248 => "Behind the Laughter",

    273 => "Gloria – die wahre Liebe (A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love)",

    284 => "Blame It on Lisa",

    291 => "Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge",

    365 => "Simpsons Christmas Stories",

    371 => "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife",

    388 => "The Wife Aquatic",

    409 => "Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind",
  )
);

$simpsons_de = array(
  'ignore'       => true,
  'channel'   => 'ProSieben / ORF1',
  'showtimes' => 'Mo–Do, Sa, So 18:10 / So 12:45',
//   'seen'      => array(array(1, 3)),
//   'last_seen' => mktime(21, 30, 0, 8, 3, 2010),
  'seasons'   => array(13, 22, 24, 22, 22       , 25, 25, 25, 25, 23, 22, 21, 22, 22,
    22, 21, 22, 22, 20, 21, 23, 22, 15),
        'episode_list' => 'wiki:Liste_der_Simpsons-Episoden#Serie',
  'episodes' => array(
//       1 => 'Es weihnachtet schwer (Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire)',
//       2 => 'Bart wird ein Genie (Bart the Genius)',
//       3 => 'Der Versager (Homer’s Odyssey)',

     85 => "Kampf um Bobo (Rosebud)",
     86 => "Die Fahrt zur Hölle (Treehouse of Horror IV)",

     88 => "Bart, das innere Ich (Bart’s Inner Child)",
     89 => "Auf Wildwasserfahrt (Boy-Scoutz N the Hood)",

//      99 => "Burns Erbe (Burns’ Heir)",

     71 => "Homer kommt in Fahrt (Marge vs. the Monorail)",

     77 => "Nur ein Aprilscherz… (So It’s Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show)",

     83 => "Am Kap der Angst (Cape Feare)",
     84 => "Homer an der Uni (Homer Goes to College)",

     87 => "Die rebellischen Weiber (Marge on the Lam)",

    105 => "Lisas Rivalin (Lisa’s Rival)",
    106 => "Romantik ist überall (Another Simpsons Clip Show)",
    107 => "Der unheimliche Vergnügungspark (Itchy & Scratchy Land)",
    108 => "Tingeltangel-Bob (Sideshow Bob Roberts)",

    119 => "Bart gegen Australien (Bart vs. Australia)",

    131 => "Bei Simpsons stimmt was nicht! (Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily)",

    136 => "Wer ist Mona Simpson? (Mother Simpson)",

    150 => "Simpson und sein Enkel in „Die Schatzsuche“"
           . " (Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in “The Curse of the Flying Hellfish”)",

    203 => "Die Gefahr, erwischt zu werden (Natural Born Kissers)",
    204 => "Ein jeder kriegt sein Fett (Lard of the Dance)",
    205 => "Im Schatten des Genies (The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace)",
    206 => "Bart brütet etwas aus (Bart the Mother)",
    207 => "Das unheimliche Mord-Transplantat (Treehouse of Horror IX)",
//     208 => "Kennst du berühmte Stars? (When You Dish Upon a Star)",

    210 => "Die große Betrügerin (Lisa Gets an “A”)",
    211 => "Grandpa’s Nieren explodieren (Homer Simpson in: “Kidney Trouble”)",

    213 => "Wir fahr’n nach… Vegas (Viva Ned Flanders)",
    214 => "Allgemeine Ausgangssperre (Wild Barts Can’t Be Broken)",
    215 => "Nur für Spieler und Prominente (Sunday, Cruddy Sunday)",

    218 => "Marge Simpson im Anmarsch (Marge Simpson in: “Screaming Yellow Honkers”)",

    241 => "Der beste Missionar aller Zeiten (Missionary: Impossible)",

    244 => "Barneys Hubschrauber Flugstunde (Days of Wine and D’oh’ses)",
    245 => "Kill den Alligator und dann… (Kill the Alligator and Run)",
    246 => "Sie wollte schon immer Tänzerin werden (Last Tap Dance in Springfield)",

    274 => "Aus dunklen Zeiten (The Blunder Years)",

    277 => "Die süßsaure Marge (Sweets and Sour Marge)",

    285 => "Homer einmal ganz woanders (Weekend at Burnsie’s)",

    288 => "Die Apu und Manjula Krise (The Sweetest Apu)",

    297 => "Und der Mörder ist… (The Great Louse Detective)",
    298 => "Lehrerin des Jahres (Special Edna)",

    306 => "Mr. Burns wird entlassen (C.E. D’oh)",

    308 => "Homer auf Irrwegen (Three Gays of the Condo)",

    310 => "Die Helden von Springfield (Old Yeller Belly)",

    312 => "Auf dem Kriegspfad (Bart of War)",

    320 => "Eine Simpsons-Weihnachtsgeschichte (’Tis The Fifteenth Season)",
    321 => "Marge gegen Singles, Senioren, kinderlose Paare, Teenager und Schwule"
           . " (Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays)",
    322 => "Häuptling KnockaHomer (I, D’oh-Bot)",

    325 => "Milhouse lebt hier nicht mehr (Milhouse Doesn’t Live Here Anymore)",
    326 => "Klug & Klüger (Smart and Smarter)",
    327 => "Rat mal, wer zum Essen kommt (The Ziff Who Came to Dinner)",
    328 => "Marge im Suff (Co-Dependent’s Day)",

    330 => "Hochzeit auf Klingonisch (My Big Fat Geek Wedding)",

    353 => "Lisa Simpson: Superstar (A Star is Torn)",

    365 => "Simpsons Weihnachtsgeschichten (Simpsons Christmas Stories)",

    372 => "Corrida de Toro (Million Dollar Abie)",

    377 => "Gott gegen Lisa Simpson (The Monkey Suit)",

    397 => "Brand und Beute (Crook and Ladder)",

    393 => "Ein unmögliches Paar (Rome-old and Juli-eh)",
    394 => "Homerazzi",
    395 => "Marge Online (Marge Gamer)",

    405 => "Nach Hause telefonieren (Treehouse of Horror XVIII)",

    413 => "Debarted – Unter Ratten (The Debarted)",

    419 => "Lebwohl, Mona (Mona Leaves-a)",

    424 => "Der Tod kommt dreimal (Treehouse of Horror XIX)",

    440 => "Vier Powerfrauen und eine Maniküre (Four Great Women and a Manicure)",

    457 => "Simpson und Gomorrha (The Greatest Story Ever D’ohed)",
    460 => "Walverwandtschaft (The Squirt and the Whale)",
    461 => "Nedtropolis (To Surveil With Love)",

    474 => "Im Zeichen des Schwertes (Moms I’d Like to Forget)",

    478 => "Wütender Dad – Der Film (Angry Dad – The Movie)",

    476 => "Wenn der Homer mit dem Sohne (Homer the Father)",
  )
);